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|2-Ode to Grimsby
By Aladdin Sane/iNDi
Whilst visiting fair ol' Grimsby,
there was not a bird in sight.
I was trying to find some totty,
but couldn't, try as I might.
I looked up to the heavens,
they were cloudy, not too bright.
It was then that I decided...
...that Grimsby is dead Shite!
Just down the road in Cleethorpes,
although the drains are stinky,
I know there is a lovely lass.
I like to call her Kinky!
She wears a lot of make-up,
her eyes are very inky,
but I give my left bollock
to slip her my little pinky!
Now where I hail from is called Louth,
it leaves me lost for words.
Its not a dead exciting place,
but its crammed with gorgeous birds!
There are three lasses that I like,
can I cut myself in thirds?
It is dead easy to pull there,
'cause all the lads are turds!
Hope you found this informative, because I thought it was totally
pointless. Yes, I know its not just an Ode to Grimsby, but I got a
little carried away! - Freak doing his weight training again!
As ever,
Aladdin Sane
(1974 - 199?)